Just I told you about the women, do not call your husband ‘ husband .’’ The title ”husband” now sounds like world war II.’’
To tone down everything, why not call him something more tender, like;
‘‘Taz-mania’’
‘‘My Suspender’’
‘‘Our Lotto Papers’’
‘’Adiepena’’
‘‘Aspirin-Doctor’’
‘‘Oreilli’’
‘‘Dextex’s Shoe-Lace!’’
‘‘Dwade-kilo’’
‘‘Sunyani-Perfume’’
‘‘Microwave-Eggs’’
‘‘Socrates’’
‘‘Mosquito-Gardener’’
‘Sagaa!’’
‘‘I Love-You-When-You-Marry-Me’’
‘‘I Told You So!’’
‘‘If we meet again’’
‘’Na-Aden?’’
‘‘Akwaku-Van Dam’’
‘‘Russian Scissors’’
‘‘Dagatu!’’
‘‘Talkish’’ / ‘‘Talkie-Talkie’’
‘‘Banku-Awarness!’’
‘‘New Man’s Land.’’
‘‘Fufu-Slider!’’ that is, if he can eat approximately two balls of Fufu…
‘‘Azee-Azee-Azee’’
‘‘Green Card!’’
‘‘I Didn’t Know!’’
‘’Money-Ritualz’’
“Monkey’s Toy Gun!”
“Grass Cutter!,” if He eats too much meat!
‘‘Domestic Saucepan!’’
‘‘Odo-Too Much!’’
‘‘Chineese-Worm’’
‘‘Chineese-Soups’’
‘‘Sukura-Koko’’
‘‘Nkontomire-Bread!’’
‘‘Brodo-Pen!’’
‘‘Bro Pet!’
‘‘Shaki-shaki’’
‘‘Twirls!
‘‘Okro-Gifts’’
‘‘Sunshine’’
‘‘Sun-shoe’’
‘‘Hallelujah-Sunday!,’’ if he doesn’t like going to Church.
‘‘Worm-Plex 800’’
‘‘Bregoro Rich-Pizza!’’
‘‘Kraatsi-Motorolla!’’
‘‘Akple-Soft-Touch!’’
‘‘Oo-hoo!’’
‘‘New York’s Bottle!’’
‘‘Ei, brother Katerine’’
‘‘Doctor-Dokonos’’
‘‘Joy-Jollofs’’
‘‘Brigadier-5 Pe.’’
‘’Asaase-Dan’’
‘‘My Richie!’’
‘‘Alogo Springi’’
‘‘Daasebre’’
‘‘Ga-chefs’’
‘‘My Stress Remover!’’
‘‘My Frying-Pan!’’
‘‘Chinese Sauce-Pan.’’
‘‘President-Tawiah!’’
‘‘Ga-Jesus’’
‘‘Kotokori-Ba!’’
‘‘Gari-Foto’’
‘‘Ewe-Jesuz’’
‘‘Ewe-Tuo-zaafi!’’
‘‘Chineese-Kum-fu’’
‘‘My belt-Size’’
‘‘Dzegede’’
‘‘F# Sharp Key!’’
‘‘My Kareoke!’’
‘‘From-Me-To-You!’’
‘‘Adamu!’’
‘‘Sakisi’’
‘‘Botanicalz.’’
‘‘Jingerling’’
‘‘Who-Knowz-Tomorrow’’
‘‘Ah-daddy Ka-sa’’
‘‘Agradaa-Tumii!’’
‘‘Nugasco,’’
‘‘Ei, Akatamanso.’’
‘’My children’s Tomtom’’
‘‘The Christiano-Ro-Messi!’’
‘‘Abele-Politician!’’
‘‘Heaven’s Swimming Pool!’’
‘‘Keta’s School-Feeding Bowl’’
‘‘Big-Head Tinapa!’’
‘‘The Hemeologies’’
‘‘God-Will-Cane-You!”
‘‘Ooh Wow!!!’’
& Perhaps, ‘’Mogya Shi-shi,’ that is, if he does not like sleeping at home.
All quite funny, right? Just enlighten the house a little bit and don’t make it boring.
Inspired by the Lord.
Prince Akogo.
